A quick laugh for 5 mins

سرور · 02-03-2008, 08:45 AM

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
*******

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
نقره لعرض الصورة في صفحة مستقلة

Ted: You don't know my father!

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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
*******

Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know نقره لعرض الصورة في صفحة مستقلة

the right answer?

*******

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?

Daughter: She didn't say anything

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EvEn LuCk AiN't LuCkY · 02-03-2008, 03:26 PM

اقتباس:

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
نقره لعرض الصورة في صفحة مستقلة

Ted: You don't know my father!

so funny Sror
i enjoyed reading it and i couldn't stop laughing
thanx a lot
accept my regards

حنيــن الحـب · 02-03-2008, 09:30 PM

lollol
very funny
thank's sassoo

سرور · 03-03-2008, 03:54 PM

Helloooo guys

thanx for passing

hehehehehe

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